A: Because we’re always late 😉
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I wrote this post in reply to a question on Quora.
See here for more answers:
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-people-with-ADHD-walk-so-fast
Category: Humor
But I //Like// My Free Time
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Source: some anonymous genius; text found on internet.
I Wish I Got Paid Per Idea
The pain is real.
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Source: some anonymous genius; found on the internet
Lag Time, Nag Time
Managers, colleagues, and clients deserve at least 50 percent of the blame if they don’t catch on after a few late arrivals. Amirite?
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Source: Dadmissions on Twitter
Productivity Paul
Hyperfocus was likely involved during construction.
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Source: Paul; found on the internet
Peak Productivity
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Source: found at The Chive; probably written by somebody on Reddit.
At Least We Can Count?
At my last real job, I’d stop by the gas station for donuts if I was already running late. People don’t yell at you when you bring donuts.
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Source: some anonymous genius; found on the internet
One Chance in Seven…
It’s fun to be scatterbrained early, but not to be scatterbrained late.
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Source: some anonymous genius; found on the internet
The Cost of Hyperfocus
…or something like that.
The worst part is when Verizon sends me a text that says “you’re about to go over your allotment,” but I’m so focused on whatever I’m doing that I ignore all text messages.
The Myth of Free Time
Aw, dammit!
Source: somewhere surfed on the internet