If I want to go to sleep early, I have to set AT LEAST one alarm to remind myself, one hour ahead of actually eyes-shut.
I used to say “one hour ahead of lights-out”, but that was before the whole internet opened for business by my bedside via my phone.
Source: some anonymous genius; found on the internet
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“Don’t talk to me. I have no self-control and will talk to you for 3 hours and achieve nothing. Thanks. I love you.”
I love this guy.
Photo credit: found it on the internet somewhere.
“Mary was so fidgety she couldn’t concentrate… I was shocked to find that harsh toilet tissue was the cause.”
“I was worried when Mary’s teacher told me she was restless in school and couldn’t seem to concentrate. When I asked Mary what was the matter she complained of an itching. I asked a friend’s advice at Mother’s Club that afternoon. She said it was probably caused by harsh or impure toilet tissue, and recommended ScotTissue. So I bought some ScotTissue. It looked very pure and soft. In a few days Mary’s trouble had entirely disappeared.”
Source: ScotTissue ad spotted on the internet.
From 1933, per “Soap, Sex, and Cigarettes: A Cultural History of American Advertising”, by Juliann Sivulka
“When Ben Franklin gives you some of his Adderall and you write the whole Declaration of Independence in one night.”
Source: adapted from a joke found on the internet. The original joke-writer said the Adderall was from John Locke but that would be anachronistic. Jefferson drafted the Declaration in 1776; John Locke died in 1704.
“If you give adderall to a Ford Fiesta, will it turn into a Ford Focus?”
Source: random internet browsing
What do we want? A cure for ADHD!
When do we want it? Squirrel!!
“KISS” for people with ADD/ADHD
Me: I’ll do it at 6
Me: Oops, too late. Got to wait until 7 now.